Saturday, August 19, 2006
Greatest Drinking Song Of All Time
Runners up: One Bourbon, One Scotch, One Beer, and If You Don't Start Drinking, I'm Gonna Leave, by the inimitable George Thorogood and The Destroyers.
Honorable Mention: I Drink Alone, also by George Thorogood and The Destroyers.
Put your own suggestions in the comments. Who knows? I might even change my mind.
Wednesday, August 16, 2006
The Rime of the Ancient Mariner? Couldn't you guys have left poor old Coleridge alone?
Reference here, subject "Zorro".
Tuesday, July 18, 2006
Al Gore is an idiot.
Wednesday, July 12, 2006
Fred Phelps is a Democrat
Anyway, the Phelptards got ambushed recently, by Australians. Click the linky.
Good on ya, mates.
Saturday, July 08, 2006
Friday, July 07, 2006
Note to anonymous cowards.
Thursday, July 06, 2006
The Internet Needs an I.Q. Filter!
Thanks to the tireless efforts of Mike and the inimitable (thankfully! One is enough, thanks.) Beck, who read Goldberg who reads the Dummycratic Underground so the rest of us don't have to, I have come to the conclusion that I will become the lifetime sex slave to the woman or women who will invent a stupidity filter to keep idiots like spooked911 OFF MY FUCKING INTERNET!
Only because I'm too poor to pay with cash, mind. Not that I'm into kinky stuff like being someone's sexual playtoy, or own a 1 pound stainless steel ball stretcher or anything like that.
Jimmy Carter, you fucking wanker.
The thing that pisses me off more than any other about the advances in modern medicine, and the advances to be revealed in the near future, is that they enable and will continue to enable utter wastes of skin like Jimmeh! Carter to continue wasting air that people I like could be breathing.