In Which I Plug A Reasonably Good Whiskey
Bushmills Malt 10 year old. Smooth as silk, and it gets the job done. I've had better, but not often. Draw your own conclusions as to my assets from that statement.
Every man that shot Union soldiers…was a Democrat. Every man that loved slavery better than liberty was a Democrat. The man that assassinated Abraham Lincoln was a Democrat…Every scar you have got on your heroic bodies was given to you by a Democrat…Every arm that is lacking, every limb that is missing…is a souvenir of a Democrat! Colonel Ingersoll, addressing Union Civil War Veterans.