In Which I Plug A Reasonably Good Whiskey

Bushmills Malt 10 year old. Smooth as silk, and it gets the job done. I've had better, but not often. Draw your own conclusions as to my assets from that statement.

Greatest Drinking Song Of All Time

Ride On, by AC/DC

Runners up: One Bourbon, One Scotch, One Beer, and If You Don't Start Drinking, I'm Gonna Leave, by the inimitable George Thorogood and The Destroyers.

Honorable Mention: I Drink Alone, also by George Thorogood and The Destroyers.

Put your own suggestions in the comments. Who knows? I might even change my mind.

I'm conflicted.

No, really. I mean, seriously. Iron Maiden is without doubt one of the greatest Heavy Metal bands of all time.

But.

The Rime of the Ancient Mariner? Couldn't you guys have left poor old Coleridge alone?

Open Thread.

If anyone can think of someone more idiotic than the guy who thinks Mossad is behind most of the Muslim terrorist attacks in the last two decades, please mention the asshole's name in comments, so we can collectively go and marvel at the sheer wonder of it all.

Reference here, subject "Zorro".