In Which I Plug A Reasonably Good Whiskey

Bushmills Malt 10 year old. Smooth as silk, and it gets the job done. I've had better, but not often. Draw your own conclusions as to my assets from that statement.

Greatest Drinking Song Of All Time

Ride On, by AC/DC

Runners up: One Bourbon, One Scotch, One Beer, and If You Don't Start Drinking, I'm Gonna Leave, by the inimitable George Thorogood and The Destroyers.

Honorable Mention: I Drink Alone, also by George Thorogood and The Destroyers.

Put your own suggestions in the comments. Who knows? I might even change my mind.

I'm conflicted.

No, really. I mean, seriously. Iron Maiden is without doubt one of the greatest Heavy Metal bands of all time.

But.

The Rime of the Ancient Mariner? Couldn't you guys have left poor old Coleridge alone?

Open Thread.

If anyone can think of someone more idiotic than the guy who thinks Mossad is behind most of the Muslim terrorist attacks in the last two decades, please mention the asshole's name in comments, so we can collectively go and marvel at the sheer wonder of it all.

Reference here, subject "Zorro".

Al Gore is an idiot.

Make with the clickage. Posted because someone has to remind the public what a drooling fucking moron this doofus is. Five F's of eight classes taken over three semesters! How the fuck do you manage that?! Even I did better in college.

Fred Phelps is a Democrat

Just thought I'd issue a quick reminder.

Anyway, the Phelptards got ambushed recently, by Australians. Click the linky.

Good on ya, mates.

What part of "No Identity, No Comment" do you not understand?

Dumbass.

Note to anonymous cowards.

If you can't create an identity, don't bother commenting. I won't publish your nonsense.

The Internet Needs an I.Q. Filter!

I mean it.

Thanks to the tireless efforts of Mike and the inimitable (thankfully! One is enough, thanks.) Beck, who read Goldberg who reads the Dummycratic Underground so the rest of us don't have to, I have come to the conclusion that I will become the lifetime sex slave to the woman or women who will invent a stupidity filter to keep idiots like spooked911 OFF MY FUCKING INTERNET!

Only because I'm too poor to pay with cash, mind. Not that I'm into kinky stuff like being someone's sexual playtoy, or own a 1 pound stainless steel ball stretcher or anything like that.

Really.

Jimmy Carter, you fucking wanker.

Via Reuters, by way of Yahoo! and Fox, (hat tip to those wild and crazy guys Ace and Jeff Goldstein) I learn, much to my dismay, consternation, and unquenchable anger that burns like the furnace of a thousand suns, that one of the missiles launched by North Korea was aimed at Hawaii.

The thing that pisses me off more than any other about the advances in modern medicine, and the advances to be revealed in the near future, is that they enable and will continue to enable utter wastes of skin like Jimmeh! Carter to continue wasting air that people I like could be breathing.

Behold, pissants!

This is what real men drink. Scotch, cut with some sort of soda. All you scotch purists can blow me. Firmly held in my off hand was a nice Extraordinary Larry, by the Acid branch of Drew Estates. All you cigar purists can blow me, too.