Questions for the Albore

Do you really believe there is enough water locked up in land based ice fields to raise the ocean level more than a few inches?

Even if there is, (and I'll accept it purely for the sake of argument) do you really think that moisture is going to end up in the oceans rather than the atmosphere?

If so, why weren't the world's oceans much higher the last time the planet was as warm as you are predicting?

What do have against the English, that you wish them not to re-enter the wine business, the Russians, that you wish them not to cultivate Siberia again, and the Africans, that you wish the Sahara to remain a desert?

Have you ever actually been laid, or has Tipper been cuckolding you all these years?